Kate Moss is now Kate Hince

So Kate Moss got married over the weekend.
She is now the official missus of The Kills rocker Jamie Hince.

However rewind six years to 27th June 2005.
Kate Moss sealed her engagement to potty rock star Pete Doherty with a joke wedding at Glastonbury.
The archetypical rock 'n roll couple checked into the Chapel of Love and Loating in Lost Vagueness for a wedding/ blessing.

Two years later on 1st January 2007 Mossy and Doherty got married again in Thailand. They exchanged vows on New Year's Day in a Buddhist ceremony at a villa overlooking the Phuket beach.

However, Pete cheated on Kate with a hot South African model (seriously who cheats on Kate Moss?) and  then couldn't stop having an affair with his beloved heroin so the couple split up, Pete wrote a song for her (Bohemian Love) to try and win her back.

It didn't work, two months later she got together with Jamie Hince. And the rest is history.

To celebrate Kate getting married we dedicate the whole of the showbiz page GOSS to her wedding.
Well she is our favourite British party caner after all.

Kate looked like the perfect bohemion bride - a floaty dress designed by her friend John Galliano, loose waves in her hair and 14 flower girls.
Kate and Jamie tied the knot in Gloustershire and celebrated with a three day festival nicknamed Mossstock and Mosstonbury.


The Goss column in the Daily Star to celebrates Mossy three day wedding




Jamie, Kate and daughter Lila on the big day

 

Kate and Pete moments before they had their
spiritual 'wedding' at Glasto

Isle Of Wight festival

  

My bezzie mate Sam and me on the ferry over to Isle of Wight

The summer officially kicked off this weekend.
Isle of Wight is the first festival of the year and in true festival fashion is rained for all three days. Highlights included...
- Our faulty towers hotel (yep, I stayed in a hotel, at a festival. My inner hippy hates myself too)
- A very drunk Mat Horne
- Trying to turn paparazzi when I spotted Kate Moss
- Dancing wildly to Pulp
- Drinking Kir Royale in the Hip Shaker tent
- 12 inch hot dog
- Knocking back Tequila shots in VIP to Kaiser Chiefs (which resulted in two of our party (Sonja and Stef) being sick!)

Hotel\ Dog Kennel

We had big hopes for the hotel. It had an indoor swimming pool and jacuzzi. That's usually an indicator that it's OK. Yeah?
Well the hotel was beyond comedy.
The corridors got thinner the higher up you went.
We were on the top floor.
You couldn't pass another person in the corridor, they were that thin. It was like a prison.
Green floral carpet, garish yellow curtains, a TV small enough to fit in your bag and pillow's so hard you could probably knock someone out with them.
The hotel bar didn't look like it'd been open for 10 years.
And despite the promise of WiFi in every room the manager told us: "if you sit in the far corner of the lobby, near the coat stand you can probably get coverage."
We were greeted by a Imperial Leather soap cut in two in our bathroom. That pretty much sums up the glamour of the place.
Also we turned on the cold water tap and it fell off in our hands.
We spent three days with no cold water.
Despite all the above we still had fun at our faulty towers style hotel.

Mat Horne

Sonja, Mat Horne and me in the VIP bar

Gavin and Stacy star Mat was wasted. Totally and utterly spoonfaced.
OK, we were pretty drunk too (we started drinking on the ferry at noon) but he was the one to beat.
First he stumbled straight into the VIP bar and then he knocked an entire bucket of straws off the bar onto the floor.
Despite being a celeb he was made to scrap around on the floor on his hand and knees to pick them up. In front of everyone.
Then in a drunken stupor Mat picked up a paper plate and cut a massive hole in the centre so he could put it on his wrist. He told us his unusual "wrist band" was a VVIP, access all areas pass. OK.
Despite in inability to walk straight to talk anything other than nonsense he managed to pull a really pretty brunette. Good skills Horne.

Kate Moss

So Kate Moss was having her hen do at the IOW festival. She arrived on site with 30 of her cronies in two huge pink stretch hummers. Classy.
They were all wearing different coloured Juicy Couture tracksuits, Kate's was white.
Each with Kate Moss's hen do written on the back and their name on the front.
There isn't much to report about her hen party.
She went on a few of the monster rides, which was quite impressive as some were really scary.
She had two golf buggies to carry her and her possee around site.
She went AWOL on the second day of the festival and wasn't seen anywhere - leaving her hens to party without her.

Us posing next to Mossy's hummer

All in all IOW festival was fantastic, despite the never ending rain.

Just about to go and watch the Kaiser Chiefs

Me, Sam, Sonja and Stef watching the Kaiser Chiefs in the rain

Sonja and me crashing some super hero's party

HD Eybrows and Isle Of White festival

OK, quick blog before I head out to watch Water For Elephants.
I am getting HD Eyebrows tomorrow and yep, I'm pretty freaked out about it.
To be perfectly honest, I have no idea what HD eyebrows will look like?
I was offered them free for a press day and thought 'why not?!'
I'm just keeping my fingers crossed I'll not look like a drag queen version of Katie Price.

I currently have a weird tattoo of two black hexagons on my arm... a patch test to check I'm not allergic.
I'm not.

Tomorrow will see the end of my fair, fluffy eyebrows.
I will post some pics of the end result. Unless I look like a transvestite dressed as Janice Dickinson.
In which case, I'll hide.

Hopefully I'll look like this... haha, yeah right!

In other news it's the first festival of 2011 this weekend.
The Isle Of White festival! Can't flipping wait.
The rain has been belting down in London for the last 24 hours so dreams of demin shorts and suede ankle boots are a thing of the past.
Looks like my new Havaianas wellie boots might get an airing.

Rain or sunshine it's set to be an awesome weekend.
Kate Moss is having her hen do there, and Kings of Leon, Kaiser Chiefs, Foo Fighters, Pulp, Kasabian and Beady Eye are all playing.
Need I say more?

Busy Old Week

The general conception that January's the quietest month of the calendar is nothing more than a myth.
My diary's already jam-packed with meetings, work lunches, celebrity events (ie. more work) and friend's birthdays.

I've so far managed a eye watering, inconceivable, fifteen days without booze and junk food ( the longest since my drinking hobbie began). I've joined the company gym. And I even went on a Saturday. A Saturday. The day of perceived weekend fun.

I managed to meet a group of mates for dinner and then to the pub on Thursday night, without touching a drop of the devil's finest. I'll go as far as saying, I enjoyed myself. Despite watching my mates chugging back Pinot by the boat load.

This week my editor declared she's sending me to Los Angeles for the Oscars at the end of Feb, which, fingers crossed, should be a good crack. Hard work, but hopefully pretty radical at the same time.

In work news... Jordan's yet to publicly announce her divorce to long suffering fella Alex Reid.
Despite definitely filling for divorce, Katie Price has decided to let the air clear before she serves Alex the papers and boot him out of their marital home.
A cynical hack would assume she's doing everything possible to get even more coverage in the red tops. However, her 'pals' claim Reidy is devastated and needs a few days to sort out his head before the news goes global. The poor sod.

In other news....

Epic boozer Kate Moss thinks her nonstop paryting has ruined her body and face. Mossy's vowed to put her Croydon Caner ego to bed in 2011 and hopes to stop smoking and boozing like Oliver Reid in drag.

Blood sucker Robert Pattinson and real life sex friend Kristen Stewart will never work together again. While Twilight fans sob off their black eyeliner cranky Kristen promised "We’ll be pursuing solo projects from now on.”

And nutcase Gillan McKeith's convinced she'll become a Hollywood actress and star in a comedy blockbuster with Ricky Gervais. She also threatened to sign up for Dancing On Ice next year.
No Gillan, no.